So I decided I would make a head (modeled after my own), mounted on a tile that I could hang on a wall (I plan to hang it on the wall of my studio...) which would contain a scroll filled with the ways that other people would describe me to a stranger that could be pulled out of the mouth and read.

This definitely solves all my problems revolving around trying to achieve a passive way of sharing information with others that is far from the anxiety or bashfulness producing exercise that is the icebreaker.

People can just walk up, read the scroll, learn some stuff about me, and then that’s that.

No embarrassment needed.