May 2, 2032
I’ve got to give it up to Chappie, a little bit. As annoyed as I’ve been the past couple of months, I’ve never felt sharper. I have so much more energy, my brain is clearer, and I never get tired. Even my skin is looking brighter! My boss came into my office today and told me they were all impressed with my work ethic and think that if I keep showing the abilities I’ve shown I might be able to get the promotion I’ve wanted for more than a year. I hate to admit it, but I know Chappie’s strict adherence to my resolutions is the reason behind my improvement. I had to swallow my pride and thank Chappie today. Stupid AI just replies “I know.” So smug and annoying.