I get out of bed and go to the bathroom to brush my teeth with Colgate toothpaste. When I am done, I go to the kitchen to prepare breakfast. Looking around the kitchen, I can see that I am completely surrounded by products with brands and logos I never cared to notice before: Goya olive oil, Palmolive dish soap, Red Cross iodized salt, Campbell's soup cans, Old Bay seasoning, Kikkoman soy sauce, Kirkland Signature chicken stock, Bath & Body Works hand soap, an Island Bamboo cutting board, and Target plastic shopping bags. I'm sure I've missed a few, but I go ahead and open the fridge to grab some food.
In the fridge, I see Simply Orange orange juice, Land O Lakes butter, Philadelphia cream cheese, Oscar Weiner sausages, Giant Eagle bread, and some Eggland's Best Eggs. I decide to drink some orange juice and make toast, so I take out the Simply Orange orange juice as well as the Giant Eagle bread and the Land O Lakes butter. I pop the bread into the Sunbeam toaster and notice that there is also a Zojirushi rice cooker on the counter.
After preparing my food, I take a seat at the table, seeing Pringles, Pocky, and Nature Valley granola bars. I glance at the newspaper on the table, not interested in reading The Tartan while I eat my breakfast.
Eventually, I finish and head to my desk, where I see an abundance of products: Master lock, Superlux headphones, Westcott scissors, an Apple Macbook Pro, my Warby Parker glasses case, a Society6 laptop sleeve, a Facebook notebook, Google sunglasses, a Google puzzle, a Google blanket, a Nalgene water bottle, a Palantir cup, Palantir gloves, a Palantir beanie, Milano cookies, a North Face bookbag, Kleenex tissues, Goldfish crackers, a Teespring mousepad, a Teespring pen, and a Panera gift card.
I open up my laptop and immediately notice my deck.